Wednesday, March 29, 2006

Here it is, via News.com.

Perhaps it makes an interesting comment on Howard's attempts to keep the beleagured Foreign Minister out of the Cole Inquiry's clutches, but the words in the speech bubble--"I want Papua!! Alex, try to make it happen"--couldn't be further from the truth, given the Federal Government's position on West Papuan independence.

UPDATE:

The Australian's Bill Leak returns the favour, and offers his own thoughts on the perils of political cartooning.

Gerard Henderson, you're a waste of space. You really are pathetic. And I wonder if Fairfax's declining circulation might have something to with the fact that, for some unfathomable reason, it persists in publishing the maunderings of a man who clearly ran out of anything of import to express to the world quite some time ago.

That's about all I have to say. MsCynic has done a wonderful job on the "sad little man" of Australian conservative politics here.

Tuesday, March 28, 2006

A few weeks back, Brokenleg posted about an independent parliamentarianism's attempt to introduce a bill recognising same-sex civil unions in Victoria, which was promptly knocked on the head by the Bracks government. Now it emerges that the ACT government is proposing to introduce legislation recognising same-sex civil unions there.

On principle, and as a supporter of same-sex marriage, I don't agree with civil unions. If they won't grant couples the same rights and privileges that marriage couples enjoy, then how is this any less discriminatory than the current situation. If they will grant couples the same rights and privileges that are granted to married couples, then you would simply end up with unnecessary duplication. There would really, in the latter case, be no qualitative difference between (state-sanctioned) marriage and (state-sanctioned) civil unions, except for the trifling matter that the one would be limited to heterosexual unions and the other would not--a situation as plainly ridiculous as having heterosexuals and homosexuals fill out different income tax forms each year.

But that's on principle. In practice, as a supporter of same-sex marriage*, I can't shake the feeling that the ACT moves are a good start.

UPDATE: It looks as if the Federal Government, staunch defender of individual sovereignty and choice that it is, is going to override the Bill--or at least force the ACT Government into watering down the proposed civil union legislation.

* By "marriage," I'm referring strictly to the legal apparatus--the marriage that the state recognises and that involves as a marker of this recognition the signing of a legal document known as a marriage certificate. I believe that denying this particular legal document to same-sex couples is just as discriminatory as it would be to deny them any other legal document. Basically, this is an issue of equality before the law: and the current situation is, therefore, unjust.
Well, my Blogday has arrived at last. I would like to thank my small but prestigious circle of visitors for their input. Couldn't have done it without you. There's cake in the staff room. ;)

P.S. a belated Happy Blogday must go out to Sammy Jankis, who first aroused my interest in blogging.
While fundies across America are marching towards the state of South Carolina in order to plunge it into the Dark Ages, over in South Dakota a Sioux leader is planning to transform her reservation into an oasis of modernity:
Oglala Sioux Tribe President Cecelia Fire Thunder says a clinic on the Pine Ridge Indian Reservation could provide abortions if South Dakota’s new abortion ban goes into effect.
And get this:
The new South Dakota law bans all abortions except to save the life of the mother — with no exceptions for rape or incest.
(Emphasis added, obviously.)

The irony is delicious. According to the self-legitimating narratives of colonialism, the European settlers brought "civilisation" to Native Americans; today, in South Dakota at least, the Native Americans themselves are the defenders of "civilisation," while the rest of the country lurches towards Gilead.

UPDATE: (With a nod to David Heidelberg) Bill Napoli, the Republican State Senator pushing this issue, and who thinks most abortions are carried out for "convenience", is charitable enough to allow one exception:
A real-life description to me would be a rape victim, brutally raped, savaged. The girl was a virgin. She was religious. She planned on saving her virginity until she was married. She was brutalized and raped, sodomized as bad as you can possibly make it, and is impregnated. I mean, that girl could be so messed up, physically and psychologically, that carrying that child could very well threaten her life.
So there you go. You can't just be any old rape victim: you have to be religious, a virgin who plans to remain a virgin until marriage, and the rape has to be especially brutal, and it has to involve sodomy. For the rest of you: tough. You baby-killing sluts.

As you might imagine, this isn't really about humanitarianism at all. It's about the culture wars. Sen. Napoli believes that outlawing abortion will return South Dakotans to a Golden Age of shotgun weddings and backyard abortions:
When I was growing up here in the wild west, if a young man got a girl pregnant out of wedlock, they got married, and the whole darned neighborhood was involved in that wedding. I mean, you just didn't allow that sort of thing to happen, you know? I mean, they wanted that child to be brought up in a home with two parents, you know, that whole story. And so I happen to believe that can happen again.
Hick.

Monday, March 27, 2006

The US blog Secular Left refers to a recent poll indicating that
"Americans rate atheists below Muslims, recent immigrants, gays and lesbians and other minority groups in 'sharing their vision of American society.' Atheists are also the minority group most Americans are least willing to allow their children to marry."
Significantly:
Atheists are viewed as outsiders, "others," who do not share a common community vision. "What matters for public acceptance of atheists -- and figures strongly into private acceptance as well -- are beliefs about the appropriate relationship between church and state and about religion's role in underpinning society's moral order, as measured by our item on whether society's standards of right and wrong should be based on God's laws." The study found that conservative Protestants especially rejected the "possibility of a secular basis for a good society." This, more than anything else, may be the driving factor placing Atheists outside the cultural mainstream in the minds of nearly a majority of Americans.
Some dislike atheists because they associate atheism with illegality and immorality--according to the fallacy that people will see no reason to behave ethically if they don't believe in God. Others view atheists as "cultural elites who think they know better than everyone else."This, I gather, stems from the popular association of atheism with the natural sciences or with the possession of a certain level of education--not exactly an asset in these increasingly anti-intellectual times.

Leaving aside the mind-boggling proposition that most Americans are willing to dictate to their children who they can and cannot marry, I wonder--being an atheist myself--if the low esteem in which atheists are held in the US is replicated to the same degree in Australia. I also wonder if this antipathy towards atheism bespeaks something deeper than the reasons offered above. A lingering doubt, perhaps, about one's own religious convictions that the atheist is able to prick more easily than any other theist or believer--simply by virtue of the fact that the atheist's very existence negates one's belief in God in a way that a follower of a different theistic religion never could.

They hate us, in other words, because they take our atheism personally.

Via Panda's Thumb and Larvatus Prodeo, Pastafarianism has entered the Gutenberg Age with today's launch of The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, as dictated to mild-mannered Arizona physics graduate Bobby Henderson.

The unbelieving world, alas, has not been kind or welcoming to Henderson who--like many a sage and visionary of ages past--has been made to suffer much calumny and persecution. "YOU NEED TO FIND JESUS YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKER. IF I WERE YOU I WOULD TAKE MY ASS IN TO ON COMMING TRAFFIC AND LET EVERYBODY KILL YOUR ASS. AND YOU BETTER PRAY TO YOUR GOD THAT I DON'T FIND BECAUSE IF I DO I'M GOING TO JAM AN OAR UP YOUR ASS NEVER MIND I'M SURE YOUR HOMO BOYFRIEND DOES THAT ANYWAY YOU FUCKING DICK," suggests Charles McMurrey. "Just a concerned viewer. And Yes, I am very pissed off. If you don't like what I have said, just let me know where to find you. We
can work it out. I have a feeling I will feel much better afterward," offers George Esser of headhunting.net. "I would suggest growing up alittle and/or blowing your fucking face off with a shotgun," opines Andiar Rohnds.

But what is Pastafarianism all about? As the USA TODAY reports, here are a few of its central tenets:

• A "Flying Spaghetti Monster" created the universe, Earth and its creatures, making a few mistakes on the way after drinking heavily from heaven's beer volcano.

• The FSM hid dinosaur fossils underground to "dupe mankind" about Earth's true age and is the secret force behind gravity, pushing everything downward with its "noodly appendage."

• The FSM wants everyone to talk and dress like pirates. Global warming is considered a punishment for the relative scarcity of pirates these days.

• Every Friday is a sloth-filled holy day. Instead of "amen," devotees end missives with "R'amen," in honor of the college student's favorite noodle fare.

Even hard scientists--those who know the difference between science and religion--can't resist putting the boot into Bobby Henderson's faith. William of Occam-o-phile Rob Crowther, of America's (nay, the world's) most august scientific body the Discovery Institute, complains:"It's too bad that they'll get attention for this sort of drivel when we have a robust scientific research program that the media doesn't seem to want to write much about." Meanwhile, the devotees of the scientific method at Uncommon Descent point out that Henderson is "making a mockery of the religion of 8 of 10 Americans," and compare Pastafarianism with torching churches.

Oh well, you know what they say. "Some are born pasthumously."

A sign of things to come in the Brave New Workplace? Auto parts firm Dana has been accused of bugging a union delegate's office:

The Australian Manufacturing Workers Union says it discovered the listening device at automotive parts manufacturer Dana Australia, which was the target of a union campaign last month for threatening to cut workers' wages by 5 per cent, and new employees' wages by 20 per cent.

The bug, which fits into the palm of a hand, is believed to broadcast on an FM frequency and has a range of up to 60 metres.

It was found last Wednesday on the window sill of a shop steward's office, where union members met to consider a wage offer made by management.

Dana apparently has been an enthusiastic backer of the Workchoices legislation, and this kind of chicanery certainly foreshadows the Hobbesian industrial landscape--where even a "personality clash" is enough to get you fired (!!)--which the new laws will help create.

One thing is certain: every sacking and every reduction in wages and conditions that transpires henceforth is bad publicity for Workchoices (whether or not the connection is merited). The ACTU clearly knows this, which explains its current strategy of publicising every sacking and every reduction in wages and conditions. And I believe this opens up a golden opportunity for Labor (and the labour movement generally)--if only it could get its shit together enough to seize it. Because while the Government will accuse it of scaremongering--and not without some justification--the Government itself doesn't really have any answers beyond a meek "Trust us." Or, rather, "trust them"--"them" being the employers whose goodwill and capacity to behave ethically towards employees can no longer be vouchsafed to the same extent that it could under the old regime. We are entering an industrial world that is even more insecure--and that insecurity is precisely what makes Workchoices so unpopular.

Wednesday, March 22, 2006

Wingnuttery, of course, is by no means limited to the US or the Western world. In "post-Taliban" Afghanistan, 41-year old Abdul Rahman is facing execution for converting from Islam to Christianity. It appears that Rahman, who converted 15 years ago during his tenure as an aid worker in Pakistan, was reported to authorities by members of his estranged family, with whom he is involved in a custody dispute.

Rahman has apparently been charged under Article 130 of Afghanistan's post-Taliban constitution, approved by the Loya Jirga in 2004, and based on sharia law. According to Amnesty International:
Article 130 enables prosecutors to bring forward cases of alleged crimes about which there is no codified law “in accordance with the Hanafi jurisprudence”. The same article, however, calls on courts to rule “within the limits of the constitution” and “in a way to serve justice in the best possible manner”.
And Article 7 of the same constitution, as Amnesty points out, declares that "the state shall abide by the UN Charter, international treaties, international conventions that Afghanistan has signed, and the Universal Declaration of Human Rights." Furthermore,
As a state party to the International Covenant on Civil and Political Rights (ICCPR), the government of Afghanistan is bound to uphold Article 18, which provides that “everyone shall have the right to freedom of thought, conscience and religion” and that “this right shall include freedom to have or to adopt a religion or belief of his choice”. In its General Comment on this Article, the Human Rights Committee, the panel of independent UN experts which examine states’ implementation to the ICCPR, has stated* that “the freedom to ‘have or to adopt’ a religion or belief necessarily entails the freedom to choose a religion or belief, including the right to replace one's current religion or belief with another or to adopt atheistic views, as well as the right to retain one's religion or belief”. It further stated that “the use of threat of physical force or penal sanctions to compel believers or non-believers to adhere to their religious beliefs […], to recant their religion or belief or to convert” is prohibited.
The case has given rise to an interesting discussion on Ed Brayton's blog regarding the tension between liberty and democracy, and the perils of imposing democracy on hitherto non-democratic states. Brayton forcefully argues that "liberty is infinitely more important than democracy"; some of his interlocutors maintain that you can't have liberty without democracy. This then translates into a debate over whether the occupying forces should have intervened in the shaping of the Afghan constitution to a greater degree in order to safeguard human rights, or whether they should step back and allow Afghanis to--as one commenter puts it--"learn how to be free" (with the occupiers' role being to "put pressure on them to steer them in the right direction"). Perhaps Rahman finds himself in such an unfortunate situation because the latter view has prevailed among US policymakers.

(It should be noted that the debate on Brayton's blog also canvassed Iraq: where, as Brayton indicates in his initial post, Shi-ite leader Grand Ayatollah Ali al-Sistani has declared that gays and lesbians "should be killed in the worst, most severe way of killing." The constitution of Iraq, Brayton points out, declares that "no law can be contrary to the beliefs and provisions of the sacred religion of Islam.")


Via Morons.org, more wingnuttery from across the Pacific:

When Justin Watt, a blogger from Santa Rosa, California, saw a photo of a billboard advertisement for so-called “reparative therapy” from “ex-gay” ministry Exodus International, he was offended and insulted. The billboard read, “Gay? Unhappy? www.exodus.to” Watt made a statement about his views on Exodus’s tactics by altering the image to read “Straight? Unhappy? www.gay.com,” and then posted it on his Web site. Liberty Counsel, an anti-gay legal group representing Exodus, sent Watt a letter threatening legal action if it wasn’t removed. The ACLU Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender Project and the ACLU of Northern California responded, calling on the groups to drop their attempts to censor Watt and pointing to case law holding parodies to be Constitutionally-protected speech.

Most mainstream mental health and medical groups have denounced reparative therapy, stating that there is no evidence that reparative therapy is successful and that the practice may in fact be harmful to those who undergo it.

This puts me in mind of an amusing mock-questionnaire I first encountered about 10 years ago in a seminar on masculinities:

Heterosexual Questionnaire

  1. What do you think caused your heterosexuality?
  2. When and how did you decide that you were a heterosexual?
  3. Is it possible that your heterosexuality is just a phase that you may grow out of?
  4. Is it possible your heterosexuality stems from a neurotic fear of others of the same sex?
  5. If you've never slept with a person of the same sex, is it possible that all you need is a good gay or lesbian lover?
  6. To whom have you disclosed your heterosexual tendencies? How did he or she react?
  7. Why do you heterosexuals feel compelled to seduce others into your life-style?
  8. Why do you insist on flaunting your heterosexuality? Why can't you just be what you are and keep quiet about it?
  9. Would you want your children to be heterosexual knowing the problems that they'd face?
  10. A disproportionate majority of child molesters are heterosexual. Do you consider it safe to expose your children to heterosexual teachers?
  11. With all the societal support marriage receives, the divorce rate is spiraling. Why are there so few stable relationships among heterosexuals?
  12. Why do heterosexuals place so much emphasis on sex?
  13. Considering the menace of overpopulation, how could the human race survive if everyone were heterosexual like you?
  14. Could you trust a heterosexual therapist to be objective? Don't you fear (s)he might be inclined to influence you in the direction of her/his own leanings?
  15. How can you become a whole person if you limit yourself to compulsive, exclusive heterosexuality, and fail to develop you natural, healthy homosexual potential?
  16. There seem to be very few happy heterosexuals. Techniques have been developed that might enable you to change if you really want to. Have you considered trying aversion therapy? (Source)
Remember the furore over the Harry Potter books, and how unsuitable they were supposed to be for children? Well, in the US village of Bennett, Colorado the wingnuttery has been turned up to eleven, following the suspension of a state primary school teacher for the crime of exposing her students to opera.

The uproar began when Waggoner showed a video clip of Gounod's Faust, narrated by Joan Sutherland and featuring singing sock puppets. She had hoped to pique the curiosity of the first, second, and third graders in one of her classes about opera, and chose Faust to teach the children about bass and tenor voices, the use of props, and "trouser roles" in opera.

This led to accusations that the married mother of two was a lesbian promoting homosexuality; the plot of Faust, where the title character sells his soul to the devil to recapture his youth, led to her being labeled a devil worshipper.

What the fuck is happening to that country? I keep having this mental image of Planet Earth with a vast watery gap between the north Pacific and the north Atlantic oceans, and with the United States of America floating in orbit somewhere nearby (like Valinor at the end of the Second Age, for all you Tolkien enthusiasts).

Word around the campfire is that Waggoner's suspension is payback for the fact that the school Christmas play failed to include Christian songs.

Waggoner did not put Christian songs in the play. This outraged some townsfolk. She had to go.

"I did the same concert a week later in my own church with Christian songs," Tresa Waggoner said. "But in a public school, you really can't do that.

"I was told by some that the school for the last 30 years did Christmas music. They were outraged. But they never came to me."

They "hung me out to dry," she said.

Meanwhile, a Missouri high school teacher has resigned pre-emptively after catching fundie heat over her school's performance of Grease and its proposed performances of The Crucible and A Midsummer Night's Dream. This "Christian Exodus" we hear tell of--can they get a wriggle on?

Tuesday, March 21, 2006

In his latest attempt to out-Coalition the Coalition, Big Daddy K has unveiled Labor's latest policy intiative. In a nutshell: it wants to take away your God-given right to access pornography from the internet. (Well, not entirely. If you're perverted and "Morally Dis-armed" enough to want to access such material, you can specifically request it.)

This, my friends, is how Federal Labor is going to pull itself out of its post-preselection doldrums. Pathetic.

Sunday, March 19, 2006

A. (Telephone rings . . .)

B. Hello?

C. (Silence, for about five seconds . . .)

D. (Voice on the other end of the line, invariably in a South Asian accent) Good evening, Mr Vandelay, how are you today? I notice you are currently with telephone carrier X, but did you know that telephone carrier Y offers . . .

Somewhere around point C (since I know by now what point C generally entails), I hang up. But this approach, it appears, is not adopted by everybody who wishes to avoid the telemarketers--and call centre workers in India are not happy:

WORN down by racist abuse and sexual harassment from angry Western
customers, Indian call centre workers are lobbying to have repeat offenders
barred and to have complaints lodged with police around the world.
Vinod Shetty, of Mumbai, secretary of the newly formed Young Professionals
Collective, said staff were subject to so much abuse that thousands of its
workers were quitting in despair.
The problem has become so bad that remaining workers are being forced to extend their shifts to 12 and 13 hours a day to fill the gaps.

Abusing people who at the end of the day are simply doing what they are being paid to do is not on, obviously. Still, however inexcusable, you have to admit that the phenomenon is not surprising.

(Nor, it must be said, is the fact that Indian call centre workers are collectivising as a consequence, as the SMH piece indicates.)

Wednesday, March 15, 2006

I was listening to "The Deep End" on Radio National and washing the dishes when I came up with a really, really terrible pun.
Man 1: "I went to the David Byrne concert last night."
Man 2: "Oh yeah? How was it?"
Man 1: (Shrugs.) "Same as it ever was."
Yowzah yowzah yowzah!

Tuesday, March 14, 2006

Hot on the heels of Anna's Pasta Sauce comes . . . Anna's Pasta Forno.

Yes, it's time for yours sincerely to indulge in a little spot of nostalgia and blatant ethnic stereotyping. Well--I am part-Calabrese, so it's my birthright, dammit! Anyway, some of my fondest epicurean memories involve Christmas and Easter celebrations at Nonno and Nonna's house. These would manifest themselves in two varieties. The first I like to think of as "entree surprise"--the surprise being that the full plate of gnocchi you just devoured, and which you can feel expanding in your gullet in a fashion not dissimilar to Aunt Marge in Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, was only the first course. The second (my favourite) was usually a bring-a-plate affair, and saw my grandparent's humble dining table transform before our very eyes into a smorgasbord that would give Homer Simpson a run for his money. And one of the most popular stops along the way--along with the mountains of cottolette (that's crumbed veal to you--but so much more than crumbed veal) my mother generally supplied--was Anna's Pasta Forno.

And it's incredibly easy to make.

Bolognese sauce
500g beef mince, browned
Anna's Pasta Sauce (minus the pork ribs or sausages, and of course the meatballs)

Bring to the boil and then simmer for . . . well, you're supposed to simmer for about an hour, but 25 minutes should suffice. Simmer until you think the sauce has thickened enough--you have to trust your own judgment with these home-spun recipes.

The Pasta Forno
500g rigatoni or penne, cooked
500g Mozzarella cheese, grated
1 tin SPAM (yes you read that correctly) or equivalent quantity of leg ham, chopped
6 hard-boiled eggs
The aforementioned Bolognese sauce

Spread a small quantity of sauce over the base of a lasagne dish. Layer pasta with remaining sauce, ham, egg and cheese. Finish with a layer of cheese. Bake at 180C for about half-an-hour, or until golden. Boo-ya.

Tuesday, March 7, 2006

Please speak softly in this area as Phys. Ed. majors are trying to read the graffiti, and some of those words are really long.
-- Sign appended to the wall of a computer lab in the School of Education at UWA.




(P.S. My tardiness in updating this blog, for which I must apologise, is due wholly to my return to full-time studies--an experience that has been a little overwhelming, to say the least, for your friend and humble narrator. For the same reason--and at least until I get my house in order--I'll be blogging a little less frequently than has been my wont.)